One of my favourite quotes form Charlie Sheen is “Winning!”. Even after his his controversial interview about his departure from Two and A Half Men, he still became a worldwide phenomenon.
I think Charlie Sheen is one of the most inspiring and awesome people on the planet despite anyone thinks. If you’ve read some of his quotes, you’ll know what I’m talking about. You just can’t think of this stuff up.
Below are some great quotes from Charlie Sheen. Enjoy.
You can’t process me with a normal brain.
I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.
I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
“I got tiger blood, man. My brain…fires in a way that is – I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”
“That’s how I roll. And if it’s too gnarly for people, then buh-bye.”
“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
“Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
“Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.”
“I’m an F-18, bro.”
“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”
“C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”
“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
“It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary.”