The Top Inspirational Quotes From Jerry Seinfield

Jerry Seinfield is one of the legends of comedy. With his own TV show, Jerry Seinfield has gone on to become one fo the most renowned comedians in the world.

Below are some quotes from Jerry Seinfield. Enjoy.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ’See if you can blow this out.’

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving.

You can be passionate about anything. Pay attention, don’t let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Jerry Seinfeld

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end. Jerry Seinfeld

There’s different kinds of laughs. It’s like a baseball lineup: this guy’s your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we’re gonna win. Jerry Seinfeld

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it’s my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Jerry Seinfeld

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for ‘Automobile Magazine.’ I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I’m more proud of that than anything. Jerry Seinfeld

It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it. Jerry Seinfeld

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Author: Khoa Bui

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