Chris Rock is a comedian who stared in many movies such as Lethal Weapon. His stand ups are so hilarious and remains to be one of the most funniest comedians of all time.
Below are some quotes from Chris Rock. Enjoy.
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.
I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird. Chris Rock
I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock
You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes. Chris Rock
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren’t rich were paying for their hair. When you’re in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody’s paying five grand for a weave, that’s a bit much. Chris Rock
School shootings were invented by blacks… and stolen by the white man. Chris Rock
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock
I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: ‘Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack’. Chris Rock
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who’s angrier than Toby Keith? He’s angrier than the average 10 rappers. Chris Rock
Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it’s a privilege. Chris Rock
Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? Chris Rock
Hollywood’s just not funny. Chris Rock
I’m an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic. Chris Rock